"Ho Ho Ho Ho, Stayin' Alive,
Ho Ho Ho Ho, Stayin' Alive."

Ahhhhhhahahaha! Ahhhhhhhhhhhahahaha! Ahhhhhhhhhahaha!

Ho ho ho, heat up the Death Ray!

Man, this movie is insane. At least it seems sort of cheerfully insane. But Santa Claus vs. the Devil, with some help from Merlin. Can't beat it.

“Action Jesus! Manger sold separately.”

Narrator: “Boys and girls from England.”
Crow: “... have rotten teeth.”

“You know, if seasonal holiday depression has a soundtrack, this is it.”

Narrator: “Talented children from the Orient.”
Crow: “... are not here today.”

Narrator: “The group from France.”
Tom: “... stinks to high heaven!”

Narrator: “The islands of the Carribean.”
Mike: “... have nothing to do with this movie.”

Narrator: “The South American group includes Brazil and Argentina.”
Mike: “... and a few other countries not worth mentioning right now.”

Narrator: “If you’re good, somehow you’ll be rewarded.”
Mike: “Well, that’s not strictly true, but, uh ...”

“A pentagram, and reindeer laughing. You figure it out.”

“What is this? ‘Home Alone 3: The Quickening’?”

“Hey, that’s not a doll, that’s a sister!”

Narrator: “Once again [Santa] has brought joy to children of the world.”
Mike [as Santa]: “Oh, I forgot France. Oh well. Ho ho ho!”

Just wanted to add that this was a Mexican film from 1959. And that it was one of the non-wrestling related Christmas films inducted into the Wrestlecrap Hall Of Shame. I don't think I ever need to bother with this one!