509 - The Girl in Lovers' Lane

Nitcentral's Bulletin Brash Reflections: Mystery Science Theater 3000: Season Five: 509 - The Girl in Lovers' Lane
By Todd Pence on Wednesday, February 03, 1999 - 10:35 pm:

Classic Trek fans should appreciate this episode. The music used in it sounds very much like that used in "This Side of Paradise" (actually originally scored for "Shore Leave"). So, throughout the movie, the 'bots constantly recite dialogue from this episode. Another hilarious TSP parody was done as the opening segment for another MST episode, but I can't remember which one. (Crow refused to go into the theatre until Joel got him angry by calling him a dog-faced boy whose father belonged in a circus).


By Callie (Csullivan) on Friday, September 11, 2009 - 10:38 am:

“He does look like an easy target for thugs. Hell, I’d like to beat him up!”

Peggy: “Hey, the train’ll be in soon.”
Carrie: “Oh, it’s just another freight.”
Crow: “It’ll still be in soon.”

Peggy: “He’s as harmless as a pup.”
Tom: “Yeah – Cujo!”

Carrie: “He does odd jobs around town.”
Joel: “Very odd jobs!”

(One of the thugs opens a flick-knife)
“I’ll give ‘em a manicure they’ll never forget!”

“He’s trying to uncomfortable him to death.”

“Sorry we had to use the Mister Ed set.”

“Once again Big has saved Danny from a heterosexual experience.”

“He’s got a gullwing toupee!”

Big Stupid: “If you’ve got a minute, you might wait on the customers.”
Tom (as Danny): “All both of them?”

Big Stupid (pointing above his head): “You see that?”
Crow (as Big Stupid): “Boom mike. Picks up everything we say.”

Carrie: “Have you ever been in love?”
Joel (as Big Stupid): “Well, I liked a cat once.”

Peggy: “I bet you’ve got a lot of hidden talent.”
Big Stupid: “I don’t keep nothin’ hidden. It all shows.”
Joel and the Bots: “Ewwww!”

Girl: “What was that?”
Boy: “I don’t know – I’ve just arrived in this film.”

Big Stupid: “She died so easy.”
Crow: “Like she’d done it before.”

“Quick – move his head! He may have a spinal injury!”


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