Warrior of the Lost World, much better than the Finder of Lost Loves.

“You know, it’s not so much the apocalypse, it’s the humidity.”

“Gee, Ohio looks great after the apocalypse!”

“They’re renegade Burger King window guys!”

Warrior: “You’re not listening to me.”
Crow: “Well, you’re really not that interesting.”

Woman: “Either you help me rescue my father, or ...”
(She holds up a pistol and fires it into the air)
Crow [as Warrior]: “I have to run the high hurdles?”

(Walking into a cave)
Crow: “Ator? Tong?”

“Silence is its own reward.”
Tom: “WHAT?! Oh, sorry.”

“There’s about eight different movies being shot here!”

Prosser: “You will have no personality of your own.”
Tom: “Oh, like anybody would notice.”

(Tom sings “Convoy”)
Crow: “That’s my favourite C.W. McCall song.”

(A helicopter follows the convoy just a few feet above the ground)
“Really, Wally, this thing works better at about a thousand feet.”
“You know, Larry, if you wanted to be on the road, we shoulda bought a truck.”
(The helicopter finally lifts above the convoy)
“There, y’see, it just feeds the gas better when you go up a couple of hundred feet or so!”

“Hey, we caught all six guards!”

Prosser: “The last thing you will see is me, watching you die.”
Crow: “Well, at least I won’t be alone.”