Thinking how much pain I wanted to inflict on Winky in this movie, this was very very bad film.
Then, I learned that the actor playing Winky killed himself, so the rage subsided. Bobby was pretty annoying too.

Jeez how many of the actors who worked on these movies killed themselves?!

Can you blame them, Merat, after making films like these?!

General Hospital short
“Here comes Nurseferatu.”

Patient: “[The doctor] looks as though he might have some news for me.”
Crow (as doctor) “Oh, it’s just about that cyst with teeth and hair.”

Doctor: “You have what’s known as a hiatus hernia.”
Tom (as doctor): “Which means that I win the pool, but that’s beside the point.”
Doctor: “When the stomach enlarges, it gets pinched at this opening.”
Tom (as doctor): “To put it even more simply, you eat like a pig.”

Movie
Tom: “Look! It’s the MST3K logo!”
Joel: “You’re not supposed to know about that!”

Reggie: “Something has neutralised every bit of our equipment.”
Crow (as Reggie): “Even my acting.”

Winky: “Let me relax with a little black book and the gay night life.”
Joel: “Uh, insert joke here.”

Secretary Drake: “I’m glad I found you in, Rocky.”
Tom (as Rocky): “But I’m not in ‘Rocky’.”

Winky: “That’s all right – we’d rather ride the rocket, sir.”
(Tom draws in a breath)
Joel: “Shhhh!”

Clerk: “The report from Cassa 7, sir.”
Secretary Drake: “Let’s have it.”
Tom: “It says, ‘Heeeeeeeelp!’”

Reggie: “It’s, like, a million to one shot we’ll ever be seen.”
Crow: “Oh, they’re on Comedy Central!”

Rocky: “A spaceship at five o’clock. ... Can you identify it?”
Tom (as Winky): “Yeah, it’s a spaceship at five o’clock.”

Winky: “I feel like a lunkhead just sitting here.”
Crow: “Hold that thought, Winky.”

“Is that not it, or is that down there not it?”