Reg Park is Jerkcules, guy who sleeps, bends bars, sleeps, and sleeps! There's a midget, lots of weird looking soldiers, and too many guys in short skirts.
Fave quote:
"I was once the high priest dedicated to Uranus."
Awful awful. But some great lines accompanied by horrible acting.
Herc: Uranus was a just god...
Joel: Uranus was a good cop!!
Herc: Zeus, help me...
Crow: Help me Zeus!!
Joel: Don't bend the bars Herc.
Same old same old....
Makes that Lou Ferrigno Hercules movie sound like Citizen Kane.