DEEP HURTING!

That sandstorm sequence certainly did seem to drag on forever, doing nothing to advance dramatic tension or what passed for the plot...

This was one of the first MST that got me hooked. Now I'm like an addict on methadone!!

Seriously, Alan Steel just looked like he had so much fun twirling people, bending bars, and making out. I got so much sand from that scene that I had to take 5 showers!

So funny is the stinger with the old man getting the point...or points.

"My name is Hercules and I'm a rock-a-holic!!"
"Hi Herc!!"

"It's like a freaked out Viewmaster!!"

"Mmmm, you taste like Steve Reeves."

HERC: "You're not Phyllis!"
CROW: "Well, you're not Steve Reeves!"

I gotta see this!