"Hercules...history's first prop comic!"

"look, he's carrying a giant chocolate bunny!!"

"You killed my dad, you freaked out maniac!!!"

Herc's pecs a popping is one of my old time favortie MST. one of the first episodes I can recall seeing.

"You jerk, you bent my lamp! No, you did!"

"Hey, this water's warm here! HERC!"

"Hercules, table for eight." As the Herc throws a large table onto his attackers.

One of my favs.

No the best line in that movie was when Herc couldn't bend the lamp and crow says "Darn, couldn't bend it...guess I gotta stay here with all the nymphs."

Cracks me up every time.

The bots seem much more innocent of human ways than later on

Joel's flinching correction of "unchained" when Tom says "Hercules Unbondaged" is great.

“Lux Films, for dishes.”
“Steve Reeves and the Vandellas.”
“Unchained Hercules. Ohh, Hercules, my darling.”
“Lavoris and Angina by Pepitone.”
“White Men Can’t Row.”
“Have fun storming the castle, to thine own self be true, watch out for that curve, WAAAAH!!!”
“The Broom People, bristling with anger.”
“Hercules couldn’t perform, because he’s using steroids.”
“He makes Andre the Giant look like Paul Newman.”
“They’re giddy with violence.”
“Crossfire. On the left, Hercules.”
“Tom, consider the grape. So delicate, so firm.”
“Next week on Alias Hercules and Ulysses.”
“Look, I’m hungry.” “Listen, it’s cold.”
“Don’t come back empty-handed.” “Nature abhors a vacuum.”
“I’ve forgotten everything, but I can’t get Afternoon Delight out of my head.”
“We’re IX II. Someone call IX II?”
“Evinrude, The Early Years.”
“Oh, they’re taking him to the Tiki Room.”
“Yeah, we know. Et tu Brute.”
“Think hard.” “I can’t. Hurts.”
“Her skin has a zipper.”
“You taste like Diogenes.”
“The night was made for love.” “And Michelob.”
“Bend it. If you can’t, you’ll convince me.” “If you can, you’re Uri Geller.”
“So, what’s on the slate for today? Eating and loving?”
“Thanks to the Fruit Stripe Gum of Stability, I have a good dental plan now.”
“I love my location. It’s so conveniently located.”
“It’s like a cheap Temple of Doom set.”
“When Kennedys ruled Greece.”
“He’s Hercu-licious.”
“That’s nice. Ever thought of putting two similar sentences together?”
“It’s an army of port-a-potties.”
“Hey, we heard there was fighting in here.”
“Go to the sea, old man!”
“Hercules is the nice lady’s live-in dentist.”
“Say what you want, the guy’s got a great sense of humor.”
“He’ll throw her to the tigers.” “Or the Euphrates.”
“Oh for the clarity of Mighty Jack.”
“Tonight on Garrison’s Gorilla’s, a ragtag band of misfits takes on the Greeks.”
“Oh criminy, I wandered onto the Spartacus set.”
“It’s the Smurfs versus the Skins.”
“Abe Vigoda versus James Whitmore in a battle to the death.”
“Last day of school’s always like this.”
“Spalding Gray?”
“This is the end of Story of Forgetfulness. Those who watch of it will die of boredom.”

One of those Italian "gems".