315 - Teenage Caveman

Nitcentral's Bulletin Brash Reflections: Mystery Science Theater 3000: Season Three: 315 - Teenage Caveman
By Dino Dean on Saturday, December 09, 2000 - 12:24 am:

Um, Roger Corman's possibly most boringest film?

Man, Caveman with Ringo Starr looks like Casablanca compared to this. Oh, and I won't spoil the message of the movie. This takes superstition and fear to the level of Carrot Top. I think the costume creator for the monster got away with murder.


By PETA on Thursday, December 21, 2000 - 4:13 am:

I'm sorry. The "Catching Trouble" short is probably one of the cruelest ones ever done on MST. That poor bear cub getting its paws stepped on! I wanted to cage Ross up in a tank full of pirhana. That Indian Emo was pretty strange too.


By kerriem. on Wednesday, January 03, 2001 - 7:23 pm:

I hear you, PETA...and for added weirdness we have the narrator periodically referring to our he-man hero as his 'boyfriend'. (Or maybe it wasn't so weird. The man did sound like he admired Ross way more than the on-screen action justified.)

This was the first time I've ever seen the MST gang too disgusted to riff.It's a nice moment, actually, when it all gets too much to take: "Joel, do they really do this on Earth?" "Yeah...listen, you guys, I am deeply ashamed of my race right now, OK?"
Well said.


By MuscaDomestica on Sunday, November 02, 2003 - 1:34 pm:

The worst part is the fact you wonder what happened to the Mother Bear. Then you realize she was probobly shot off screen.

Steve Irwin might annoy animals but he actually likes them and respects them unlike Ross who seems to be pure evil.


By Tim McCree (Tim_m) on Wednesday, June 22, 2022 - 5:08 am:

This is the movie with a young Robert Vaughn, right?


By Butch Brookshier (Butchb) on Saturday, June 25, 2022 - 7:57 pm:

Tim, yes. Saw it back in the 60s on TV.


By Tim McCree (Tim_m) on Sunday, June 26, 2022 - 5:08 am:

Amazing what some famous actors did when they were just starting out.


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