309 - The Amazing Colossal Man

Nitcentral's Bulletin Brash Reflections: Mystery Science Theater 3000: Season Three: 309 - The Amazing Colossal Man
By Atomic Man on Saturday, December 02, 2000 - 8:52 pm:

Glenn Manning....poor guy. Just wanted to save a guy in a plane crash and gets a face full of a plutonium blast. Oh, and plutonium has the effect of generating growth and it's madcap frenzy from Bert I Gordon.

Oops, watch that heart Glenn!


By kerriem. on Sunday, December 10, 2000 - 4:42 pm:

Believe it or not, in some circles (although not the ones I run in!) this film is considered a fairly decent Cold War parable...except that nobody can excuse the special effects. "It's the Amazing Colossal Double-Exposed Man!"

What drives me nuts about the movie is the endless stream of what The Worst Movies of All Time aptly describes as 'sci-fi simple-speak'. Basically, any time a scientist utters a word of more than one syllable, he must backtrack, oh-so-solemnly: 'His cells are growing at an accelerated - or speeded-up - rate', etc.
Nothing like being patronized by a schlocky B-movie...unless it's being patronized by a schlocky B-movie that insists that the human heart is made up of one cell!

Meanwhile: Love the 'Yep, we're calling from this entirely different helicopter, over' riffs. Also the 'seaweed' gags in the opening hospital scenes. (What is that stuff, anyway?)


By Glenn on Thursday, June 21, 2001 - 10:49 pm:

I DON'T WANT TO GROW ANYMORE!!!


By Gary Holmes on Saturday, May 10, 2003 - 7:35 pm:

Great line:
"Poor bastard's screams were choked out with a mouthful of his own blood."


By Tim McCree (Tim_m) on Sunday, August 20, 2023 - 5:32 am:

This the one where the guy is turned into a giant cyclops?


By Gordon Lawyer (Glawyer) on Sunday, August 20, 2023 - 5:41 am:

You're thinking of another Bert I. Gordon movie entitled (appropriately enough) The Cyclops.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050281/


By Tim McCree (Tim_m) on Sunday, August 20, 2023 - 6:00 am:

Got it.


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