All worth seeing this one for the midget. This old black and white chiller is a yawner, but Lugosi is quite an oddball in this one. Also, very weird premise of stealing brides. I shall never smell orchids again.

Commando Cody Short
“Chapter Three: Bridge of Death.”
Crow: “I think it’s about dentistry.”

“Jim never drinks coffee on our home planet.”

“Kinda reminds me of Das Boot.”
“Das Moon Boot.”

“Why does the Earth have a shadow?”
“Why are there clouds in space?!”
“Why are we watching this?”
“Daddy, what’s Vietnam?”

Main movie
Bride’s mother: “We want protection.”
Joel: “You should have discussed that with your daughter earlier.”

Crow (as bride, singing): “I’m getting buried in the morning.”

(The bride collapses; the press photographer runs over and takes a photo)
Photographer: “I just got the picture of the month!”
Tom: “For Dead Bride Magazine!”

Lugosi (summoning a henceman): “Mike!”
Joel: “That’s one scary name, ‘Mike’! The evil henchman ‘Mike’!”

“Hey, d’you think he’s a real doctor? I don’t see no diplomas on his wall.”
“I think he went to Scare U.”

Mrs Lorenz: “Can you bear to look at me now?”
Crow: “He can even look at you bare!”

Taxi Driver: “Taxi, lady?”
Tom [as Patricia]: “No, it’s a suitcase.”

“Is it appropriate to tip?”
“As long as you right him again.”

(Lugosi creeps out of the secret passage in the wardrobe)
Tom [as Lugosi]: “This is much better than my old passage through the sock drawer!”

(Lugosi heads back towards the wardrobe)
“I’ve gotta go back and talk to the lion and the witch.”

“Boy, somebody sure woke up on the wrong side of the slab this morning.”

Patricia: “I think this whole place is a nightmare.”
Joel and the Bots: “So do we.”

“Is this a walk-on role for him?”
“No, it’s a walk on and on and on role.”

“Well, no-one can hold a candle to his performance.”
“Maybe they could douse him with something flammable and then hold a candle to him.”

Patricia: “Alive in a cataleptic state?”
Tom: “Iowa?!”