Tony (quoting from Shakespeare): “Most noble brother, you have done me wrong.”
Bill: “Wrecketh’d thou my Gameboy.”

Sandy: “I’m at the Hollywood Centre Motel.”
Bill: “Wear a biosuit and don’t touch anything.”

“Yes! I have a suicide partner!”

“So that’s how Condy Rice got through college.”

“I think the term is, ‘Leave them wanting more,’ not ‘Leave them wishing your act had ended 26 minutes ago’.”

“She did the same thing at her audition for The Sound of Music.”
“And yet she still snagged the role of Liesl.”

“Oh dear, is he actually frolicking?!”

“Thanks for a lovely evening. I had no idea Wendy’s stayed open so late.”

“Ricky Retardo!”

“You know what would perk this movie up? A suicide!”

“Please, Treebeard, tell me what to do!”

“Is he humping the tree?”
“Yeah, he’s getting a little wood.”

“Member of the Screen Actors Killed!”

“Hey, the David Janssen pills are working for him!”

“Aren’t strippers’ boyfriends usually, um, Kid Rock?”

“James Bland is back in ThunderBore!”

“I’m supposed to meet a Mr Tumnus at this lamp post here.”