The characters that haunt your dreams. Here's mine:

1. Valeria, "Robot Holocaust." I've seen some of this movie un-MSTed. The bizarre accent, the odd phrasings. "Dawk one!"

2. J.C., "The Sidehackers." A hammy villain who made the mistake of going up against Ross Hagen. "He was like a brother to me!"

3. The insurance investigator dude, "Catalina Caper." Such an amazing masterpiece of comedy acting. "I don't believe it."

4. Torgo, "Manos: The Hands of Fate." Anyone surprised? "The master says you can't stay here."

5. Mitchell, "Mitchell." MITCHELL!

6. Mikey, "Teenage Strangler." He didn't steal no bike neither.

7. Cherokee Jack, "Red Zone Cuba." Not really that a character, but hard to forget him. "I'm Cherokee Jack!"

8. Krankor, "Prince of Space." HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

9. David Ryder, "Space Mutiny." A.K.A. Big McLarge Huge. Screams like a little girl.

10. J.K. Robertson, "Time Chasers." I'll have to see this again to remember why I like this dude so much, but every time I watch it, I keep quoting him, so he must be good.

11. The Fat Man, "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank." The scene where he's talking at the pool and Tom Servo keeps doing fart/belch jokes is probably my guilty pleasure scene of MST3K.

12. Yuri, "Werewolf." While Natalie in this movie goes the non-acting approach, Yuri goes the bad acting route and is a lot funnier. So many hairstyles.

13. Rosedower, "The Final Sacrifice." The man. The myth. The legend. "Rosedower-mobile away!"

From the shorts:

1. Mr. B Natural, "Mr. B Natural." Hard to dismiss this guy/girl/whatever.

2. The Woman From the Future, "Design for Dreaming." This short still gives me nightmares.

3. Coily, "A Case of Spring Fever." Another nightmare-inducing short. "NO SPRINGS!"