1301 – Santo in the Treasure of Dracula

Nitcentral's Bulletin Brash Reflections: Mystery Science Theater 3000: Season Thirteen: 1301 – Santo in the Treasure of Dracula
By Gordon Lawyer (Glawyer) on Friday, March 04, 2022 - 8:27 pm:

The tune used in the tribute song for Mexican Cornjob sung in the final host segment is annoying familiar. Yet I can't put a name to it. Anyone?


By Gordon Lawyer (Glawyer) on Saturday, March 12, 2022 - 9:05 am:

Some favorite riffs:

This is my favorite Castlevania sequel.

Manos the Hands of... oh, never mind.

Three dudes watching a woman in a silly outfit spin around? That's not science. That's Fashion Week.

But if you see my neck or ankles, we must wed.

She needs a chaperone to go upstairs in her own house? This is Victorian.

Now you'll have seven years of bad $uck... uh, luck.

I'm really digging his Quilted Northern dickey.

If you have to drag your dog to see the monster, you might want to call it a night.

"Now she's dead."
Let me make her double dead.

Let's give her five minutes, and then send her to meet Frankenstein's Monster.

We interrupt Mexican Odd Couple for this important bulletin.

Physical comedy always looks better when you can't see it.

We can see perfectly thanks to these two-watt flashlights.

Ah, that sound. Perico, go back to the car and get the WD-40.

Guys, wait for Perico and his sensible graverobbing slacks.

But wait! We didn't get to see you get out of your car, walk across the graveyard, fumble with the gate, walk down the stairs, and struggle with the hidden door.

Is the hubcap dating the second unit director?

This fight scene needs pies.

"Where is the danger you told me about?"
I am the danger!

All that desecrating's made me hungry. Chicken and waffles, anyone?


By Tim McCree (Tim_m) on Wednesday, July 13, 2022 - 5:03 am:

Another of those silly Mexican films.


By Gordon Lawyer (Glawyer) on Wednesday, July 13, 2022 - 6:25 am:

It follows the basic storyline of The Robot vs the Aztec Mummy. And little wonder, as both were written by Alfredo Salazar. The director was Rene Cardona, who also directed that absolutely bonkers Santa Claus movie from Season 5.


By Tim McCree (Tim_m) on Friday, July 15, 2022 - 5:41 am:

The Robot vs the Aztec Mummy

Saw that on TCM, a few years ago. It's as corny as it sounds.


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