What a wacky show.
Has this been posted here yet? It's a shame if it hasn't.
no its not been posted... but that's kind of disturbing that that fit together so well...
Not sure if this would fit here or not, but here they are - STAR TREK nutcrackers! Walnuts not included.
Live long and prosper.
Here is Mad magazine's first Trek spoof (the first of many), titled "Star Blecch", first published in December, 1967. I'm showing my age in saying that I remember it when it was originally published.
Hey, someone colored it! Was it the webmaster who posted that, or did they get that from some colorized reprint edition?
Luigi, did you miss the line "See the entire script, COLORIZED by Kail Tescar, for the first time ever!" or was it just not there when you looked?
*snicker* Look at how Kirk was put together in frames 6 & 7. Flipped image or was Mort Drucker being silly?
The Previous button on Page 7 takes one back to page 5.
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Not so much Star Trek Humor as a Star Trek punchline, but it made me laugh (sadly the only one of that webcomic that did). Lit Brick
Yeah, I just glanced at the webpage.
Have a merry Star Trek Xmas
Funny stuff 
And FoxTrot weighs in with Gingerbread Redshirts
And the scary thing is--it makes sense to me.
Edward Gorey's The Trouble With Tribbles
Star Trek & Comic Book characters drawn together.
I liked Spock meets Namor myself.
A message from the command crew.
Me, I liked the part in the 1996 Star Trek/X-Men book by Scott Lobdell and Marc Silvestri (in which Kirk's crew encountered the X-Men), and when a character said, "Dr. McCoy...", both Bones and the Beast said, "Yes?"
Strange but true....
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What was Nog's favorite song from the 20th Century?
"The Sisko Kid (was a friend of mine)"
What is Captain Picard's favorite erotic novel?
Fifty Shades of Earl Grey.
isnt there a star trek lines you would never hear?
Just a note on William Shatner's appearance on SNL...during the "Get A Life" sketch...all the episode numbers are wrong and the girl was not turned into a geometrical shape in "Errand of Mercy"...it was "By Any Other Name"
ANY true Trek fan would know these things...yet no one in the sketch mentions the errors.
Any WHY is there only ONE PERSON wearing a Star Trek outfit. I've been to several Star Trek conventions, and there are DOZENS of people dressed for the occasion
Apparently, it's not as dangerous as you think to be a redshirt, and other mathematical oddities
https://www.space.com/36450-star-trek-math-of-khan.html
Still, unless you were a regular, like Scotty, wearing a redshirt did have a high job risk. I you wanted to go into Security, I hope your life insurance is all paid up and your will is in order!
Especially if you serve on the Spidermobile. ;-)
LOL!
Well played, KAM! Well played, indeed!
But lots of trees in da forest! :-D
*groan!*
Run, DeForrest, Run!
No, no.
Run IN da forest, run!
**double groan!**
How far can you run into DeForest?
Halfway, then you're running out of DeForest.
The Cowardly Lion in The Wizard of Oz sings:
"If I were King of DeForest..." 
MAKE IT STOP!!!
If a tree falls in DeForest and Tim isn't around to hear it, did it really fall? ;-)
Arrrrrghhhhhhh!!!!
Now that one made me laugh out loud!
Oh, sorry! Internet protocol;
LOL!
Little John; Where's Robin Hood?
Maid Marian; In DeForest!
Tyger Tyger, burning bright,. In DeForest of the night;.
The Star Trek cast was out on location filming in some woods when suddenly Gene wondered where one of the actors was, then apologized and said, "I couldn't see DeForest for the trees."
*banging head against desk*
The Deadly Years board has been DeForested.
Does that make Tim the DeForest ranger? ;-)
Tim, KAM, Francois and I are here.
There's just the DeForest here!
GAHHHHHH!!!
The Star Trek cast was out on location filming in some woods when suddenly Gene wondered where one of the actors was, then apologized and said, "I couldn't see DeForest for the trees."
When it came time to find Deforest, what did the cast do? Why, they went on a Star Trek.
*Sir David Attenborough voice*
In order to regenerate itself and remain healthy, DeForest needs the periodic visit of a specific, and usually seen as destructive, element. (dramatic pause) Fire.
Kirk: I swear if my life was made into a movie no one would believe it.
Scotty: Mostly because of the poorly-written dialogue and unlikable main character.
Well, it's a change from the "DeForest" stuff.
What did his teacher tell him when he asked how he did on his math test?
The Teacher replied, "Not good. You got a de, Kelley!"
And we're back...
The actor playing McCoy was smoking in the woods when he was hit with a bucket of water and Smokey Bear told him, "Only you can prevent DeForest fires!"
Ugh!
Guys;
I have waited over 40 YEARS for what I'm about to show you.
I've gone on youtube many times to try and find the Third Season blooper reel, with no luck.
UNTIL NOW!!!!
Thanks to a fantastic youtuber that posted this on the past New Year's Eve, we can all enjoy a rarely-seen batch of Third Season Trek bloopers.
P.S. - There's also a bunch of first and second season bloopers in the video.
ENJOY!!!!
https://youtu.be/pISc5vEykE4
Thanks, Steve.
Heaven? whatever gave you the idea you were in Heaven, Mr. Spock. This is the other place.
In the future, Natalie, please don't type in All Caps. That is the electronic equivalent of shouting, and there is no need to shout.
I have reset your post to standard text.
I found an online converter that turns standard text into all caps, Morse code and more; It just seemed exciting to try out.
...or you could just say "sorry" and move on instead giving yet another excuse...
Well, you've had your fun, Natalie.
Please stick to standard text from now on.
Unless you type in NCC-1701 and then it's okay! :-)
Make sure not to let kids into NCC-1701 movies though.
They might see the full Montgomery and that might Spock them and warp drive their brains.
Here we go...
That's the way, Uhura, Uhura, I like it, Uhura, Uhura!
Captain Archer snuck aboard the NX-01, only to Trip an alarm, which meant the Tactical Officer couldn't Reed his book. but it was okay because he was caught when Hoshi Sato top of him.
Did you hear that Matt Damon is going to star in the next Star Trek movie? It's title is "The Gorn Identity"
Captain Archer snuck aboard the NX-01, only to Trip an alarm, which meant the Tactical Officer couldn't Reed his book. but it was okay because he was caught when Hoshi Sato top of him.
That was a good one, Steve.
I have an LP record that has third season bloopers on it.
M'Benga mentions a 'Doctor Sanchez', a physician we've never seen or heard of before this episode.
But, it's okay, I figured out why. Sanchez remains in sickbay to cover for McCoy and do his paperwork and such, every time McCoy saunters up to the bridge!
Just think about it...
Sanchez; "Nurse Chapel, here are the results of Sarek's tests. Where's Doctor McCoy?"
Chapel; "On the bridge, Doctor."
Sanchez; "Oh, okay."
Sanchez; "Nurse, where's Doctor McCoy? I need to discuss some ideas I have about improving efficiency."
Chapel; "He's on the bridge, Doctor."
Sanchez; "Uh, why? Kirk is down on Elba II with Mr. Spock, so why's he up there this time?"
Sanchez; "Nurse, I'm looking for Doctor McCoy-- he wanted the results of Charlie Evans physical."
Chapel; "He's on the bridge, Doctor."
Sanchez; "Huh? Is there a station on the bridge labelled 'Upstairs Sickbay'?!"
Sanchez; "Nurse Chapel, I need to talk to Doctor McCoy about our patients suffering from interphase psychosis."
Chapel; "He's on the bridge, Doctor."
Sanchez; "AGAIN?! AGAIN???!!! AAAAUUGHHH!!!! I QUIT!!!!!"
Re Steve's post on 5 Oct 2020... the opening line on each would be in order, Charlie Evans, Sarek's tests, interphase psychosis, with efficiency anywhere else in there. But the possibilities are endless, especially since Sanchez put up with this for two and a half years.
Sanchez: "Nurse Chapel, I'm set up to give Commodore Decker a full physical Where's Doctor McCoy?"
Sanchez: "Nurse Chapel, I think Lt. Uhura can be released from Sick Bay now. Where's Doctor McCoy?"
Chapel: "He's on the bridge, Doctor, reveling about operating on a god."
Sanchez: "Oh. Is that all? Do you realize he chose anyone but me for helping him with that? Do you realize how much I've been slaving for that man down here and how I've NEVER so much as left this room except to go off duty? Slaving in this ward! Slaving in the exam room! Never getting to go on a landing party! Never even getting to use a dermal regenerator in the mess hall?! I'm getting STIR CRAZY in here and my boss is always on the bridge, 'doctor', when I have something important for him! Why I..." (episode "Pilgrim of Eternity")
Sanchez: "Doctor Chapel, I've got more analysis of the Ilia probe. Where's Doctor McCoy?"
Chapel: "He's on the bridge, Doctor."
Sanchez: "That's the third time he's gone up there since we entered the cloud! Why doesn't he just turn on the bridge monitor if he wants to see if Kirk's stopped being such a micromanager?"
Chapel: "Watch it, Doctor! That's Admiral Kirk you're talking about!"
This is apparently a real thing
If Gem was arrested, would the police still have to tell her, "You have the right to remain silent." ?
Groan.
Double groan.
After 'Star Trek II" Ricardo Montalban had trouble getting his next acting job in Hollywood.
Nobody wanted to hire an ex-Khan!