Best Lines (Law & Order/Law & Order SVU)
Nitcentral's Bulletin Brash Reflections: Crime and Justice Shows: The Kitchen Precinct: Best Lines (Law & Order/Law & Order SVU)
By Brian Webber on Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 8:57 pm:

These are two quotes that are going to be in the next Quote page of my website.

"Oh, Harrigan did it because he's a Mick. Det. Logan's a Mick. I'm a Mick, sir and if you don't shut up, I'll lose control and throw you out of the room."
Sam Waterston, Law & Order

"I specifically asked for him to be put on suicide watch. Apparently here at Riker's that mean that they watch you commit suicide."
Jerry Orbach, Law & Order

By Adam Bomb on Saturday, March 24, 2001 - 2:06 pm:

Briscoe, to a reality TV producer:"Consider Yourself Cancelled"

By Anita on Thursday, May 17, 2001 - 1:41 pm:

"superfranistan"
Briscoe's terminology for the test needed to determine the type of radiation present in the bomb components that he and Logan recovered.
Actually, there is a couple of good lines from this ep, but I'd need to see it again. Very funny!

By Anita on Wednesday, May 30, 2001 - 12:27 am:

OOPS! I just saw the ep again and it's "Superframistan" and the proceedure to which it refers is a Gamma-ray Spectral Analysis. Phew! This is Nitcentral after all!

By Jesse on Monday, April 01, 2002 - 7:28 am:

"It's kind of complicated."
"Yeah, well so is a subpoena, but we'll get it if we have to." - Munch, SVU

By Brian Webber on Friday, December 27, 2002 - 2:16 pm:

"Objection. This case is being tried on the temporal plane your honor."

Ben Stone, "Life's Choice" Season 1

I got the DVD. :)

By Hannah F., West Wing Moderator (Cynicalchick) on Friday, December 19, 2003 - 11:28 pm:

"The guy jumped in the car and took off like a bat out of H-E-double hockey sticks."

"Oh, what precinct are you from? Sesame Street?" -Briscoe

By Adam Bomb on Saturday, December 20, 2003 - 12:48 pm:

Any line where Briscoe refers to his marriages or divorces.

By Brian Webber on Saturday, December 20, 2003 - 2:03 pm:

Greene, standing over a victim looking at a card in his wallet: "He's a divorce atotrney."

Briscoe: "Well, I'll be in mourning for the enxt five minutes."

By Hannah F., West Wing Moderator (Cynicalchick) on Sunday, December 21, 2003 - 11:07 pm:

After that, Greene makes a snappy remark back. Wish I could remember it..

By Hannah F., West Wing Moderator (Cynicalchick) on Thursday, May 20, 2004 - 2:17 pm:

Blood is everywhere in the room: Floor, couches, bookshelves, tables, etc.

Munch: Someone had a SERIOUS Feng Shui problem.

By ScottN on Thursday, June 01, 2006 - 5:39 pm:

SVU - Hysteria

Stabler: Nice shoes. [fade to black]

By Adam Bomb on Friday, February 22, 2008 - 8:08 am:

Jack McCoy, on taking over as chief Manhattan DA - "No wonder Adam Schiff was so grumpy."

By Adam Bomb (Abomb) on Saturday, February 03, 2024 - 9:02 am:

Wish I could remember the episode, but WE-TV and/or Sundance uses the clip in its promos:
Perp (getting shoved against a car door by Briscoe): "What's the charge?"
Briscoe: "There's no charge. This one's on us".

By ScottN (Scottn) on Saturday, February 03, 2024 - 2:21 pm:

@Adam S9E24, "Refuge Part 2".

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