-Works with Max at Jam Pony. Real name: Calvin Simon Theodore (hahaha). He asks Max to help him out with his girlfriend sometimes, and values her judgement. She doesn't think too highly of him, though. He has lots of adolescent ideas about women. His nickname comes from the fact that he's often a stoner, and sometimes doesn't seem to be "all there." He is often paranoid about transgenic runaways and believes "zombies walk the earth." In season 2, he gets a job as a reporter, covering the transgenic "epidemic." Once Cindy rmeinds him how much of a friend Max was, he realizes his mistake ("Love Among the Runes").