Here's a question.

How long does Jarlaxle think he can get away with posing as Drizzt Do'Urden? Sooner or later somebody's gonna go, "Hey, wait a sec, the dark elf ranger I heard about has a ful head of hair! This guy is bald! AND he doesn't carry scimitars!"

You heard wrong, dear friend. News of my deeds carry far and wide, and yet there distortion is an unfortunate consequences of my fame. Be now corrected.

Besides, I'm in Damara right now, and nobody's ever heard of Drizzt Do'Urden there.