What will nitcentral be like in 1000 years. Will we have evil robot moderators? Will we have a board for Ally McBeal? Will the Omiconians complain about spoilers? Will the Chief's great-great-great nephew cave on the NO Simpsons rule. Who will moderate the All My Circuts board?

I think we might get the star wars guide.

I'll tell you what.

THE LEGION OF INTERGALACTIC COSMIC CHAMPIONS IN THE 64th CENTURY!!!
With Cyber 9, Cmdr Milkshake LXVIII, Hairy Kim, Superlad, and the rest!

STAR TREK: CONTINUUM Did it live up to the franchise?

IS PALPATINE THE EMPEROR OR NOT?
Yes, this will still be going on.

MIKE'S MOVIES: IS SPARKY MCFUTURE A GOOD JAMES BOND?
And is it time to stop making these movies?

RELIGOUS MUSINGS: WAS CLONING A GOOD IDEA?
And should the government regulate it?

NITPICKING THE NITPICKERS GUIDE TO STAR WARS 1-6
"Okay, on page 193 Phil said that in The Fall of the Republic that Luke was adopted by noname sand-farmers. But the novel says that Owen and Beru were Obi-Wan's brother and sister-in-law..."

KITCHEN SINK: REMEMBERING KAM, THE MOST PROLIFIC POSTER OF THE GOLDEN AGE OF NITCENTRAL
Confess. How many of you named your children Keith Alan?

;-)

NitCentral will be run by the Chief's head.

The LICC boards will be up to number XXCCCCMLXXXVI*

*Okay, the lines should be over the XXCCC to equal 23,000, but Discus didn't have a way to do that... yet.

People will be discussing George Lucas' head decision that there won't be another Star Wars film, because he told the story he wanted to tell in the first 47 films.

Beloved movie star Jar Jar Binks will finally address these rumors of whether he is gay or not.

ScottN will start a new board Living @ The Near Death Star and will be reminiscing about being a 4-time winner on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Survivor In Jeopardy From Ben Stein?

Spelling problems will be a thing of the past when mandatory spell-checking chips are implanted in people's heads.

Emoticons will rise up and claim that they are an oppressed minority and object to being used in messages. ;-)

8-0 I object to your enslavement of my winky brother! Let my people go!

Spelling problems will be a thing of the past when mandatory spell-checking chips are implanted in people's heads

But due to a genetic aberration, Matt Pesti's great grandchildren still won't be able to spell. ;}

(Joke, Matt, joke.)

The Scene That Wouldn’t Die will still be going strong but the 47,747th attempt will prove that, after so many years, it may just about be time to call it a day:

Ezri: I suppose you're going to tell Miles?
Bashir: Now why would I want to do that?
[as Ezri] Umm, I dunno really, I just thought you might, y’know, oh, never mind ...

Everyone will still be making jokes about Gen. Martok's taco recipes, and Weyoun's love of tapioca, but even then, nobody will understand why.

I'm must me a thousand years early, because I've never really gotten the joke.

There are some things you are better off not knowing. ;-)

However, if you're really curious about Tapioca, here's a clue:

bmldeSrac doispeE litTse

in the Classic Trek Sink.

Thank you Wayoun.

The family name will have it's honor restored when the head of the Chief's daughter finally nags her father into giving Sharron Sever, the great, great, great grand daughter of Brian Webber her own board. The topic? Friends: The Next Generation.

Many will cheer this day, as Brian was the creator of the only dramatic TV series to win six consecutive Best Drama emmys, the director/star of the highest grossing NC-17 movie of all time, and the first Atheist to host the Golden Globes!

Everyone will still be making jokes about Gen. Martok's taco recipes, and Weyoun's love of tapioca, but even then, nobody will understand why.

Wow...I have a legacy. ;-)

The Nitpicker's Guild will become the size of a large country. We'll end up representing a third Party, and Phill will be the President of the World.
There will be a 7,890,009,645 post memorial discussion about Wes Collins: Left Wing Hero who pulled the cheif out of the Great Nitcentral Commission for Forein Relations, and Diplomocy to Other Planets Scandal of 2345.

And everyone will continue to not post on the SeaQuest and Homicide Boards. But all nitpickers will mock the boards for not having any discussion in 1000.5 years.

Yet in 2500 someone decides to resurrect SeaQuest as a major movie franchise...

And the first movie will bomb, yet they will make at least four sequels, causing the "Why does Every Movie Have to Have a Sequel: Part MMCXLVII" (that's 2147 for you non-romans) board to go nuts.

Will we have a board for Ally McBeal?

No, but we will have a board for "Single Female Lawyer", and another for "All My Circuits".

Cybernetic implants in peoples' brains will allow them to be on the Internet all the time. Unfortunately, everytime you think of your password it's instantly broadcast on the net.

Of course, LICC will experience Space Seed Syndrome.

Well..for one thing we will finally know who
ACTUALLY won the 2000 election by the year 3000.

THE X-FILES will be in it's 1,007th season
and will star the ggggggggggggggg-grandchildren
of Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny(either
that or their clones!)

Susan Lucci's head will be made Ambassador to
the United Planets and will earn her 5700th
Emmy!

The only restruant chain will be General Martok's
Taco Timebell!

Bob Barker will still be on THE PRICE IS RIGHT!

Phil Farrand's descedants will own Rhode Island,
Kansas,New Mexico,Northern Ireland,India,Ontario,
Mars,and the good portions of Missouri.

The Minnesota Vikings will be Superbowl champs
for the 2300th time after their merger in 2778
with the Seattle Seahawks!

The Ally McBeal board will be inudated by angry
posters when the Dancing Baby fails to get a
nomination for best animated character on an
ongoing dramedy series.

The Nitpickers Guides will be mandatory reading
in frosh English at Harvard,Yale,Oxford and Cambridge!

I may actually have a computer that WORKS properly!

Socks Clinton will be on his best selling book
tour:SCRATHING WHITE POSTS AND PAWS IN THE PANTRY:
A CAT'S TALE OF DAYS IN THE WHITE HOUSE with Buddy
Clinton.

And of course you still won't be able to get a
decent parking spot in downtown Seattle!

Nit. Unless they start having the Super Bowl 2.3 time per year, the Vikings can only have 1000 Superbowl championships by the year 3000. They currently have none.

The resident bad speller will be Keith Alan Pesti.

OK, here's how *I* see things....

We'll all fondly remember the Passing of the Scpipt and her brethren, the Okmyx, the Uhuru, the Kowel, the Spawnk, and the Gumato. In fact, they will all have formed independent stellar nations, each with their own philosophies and followers, and fight an endless interplanetary war with each other, only to be stopped by Planet Phlox (the new name for Earth as of the mid-22nd Century, as introduced in a multi-quadrillion dollar marketing campaign to make the birthplace of Mankind more in touch with the rest of the Galaxy ). And the supervisor of the Scpipt will be one Elmer J Fudd III.

The new forum "Nitpicking Nitcentral.com" will become the most popular discussion site in the Universe. (Yes, the future will have a new resurgence in Post-Pre-Post-Ante-Future-Perfect-Antipost-modernism!) A close second was "Enterprise: What Went Wrong?", followed by "Name favourite songs about interstellar fashion terrorists".

Someone will finally get a Monty Python board up and running, which will be totally ignored by everyone for being "so Second Millennium".

A new campaign against the remaking of The Phantom Menace minus all the digitally-created characters will start, entitled "Jar Jar Binks: He Wasn't So Bad After All". LucasFIlm (still in business due to the lengthy appeals process ) respond to the people by creating a real live Jar Jar Binks at the Craig Venter Genetic Research Institute (a News Corporation Company).

Aberdeen football (soccer ) club will win everything.

And, of course, the Sven of Nine will live forever.... touchwood.

The Religious Musings people will meet face-to- face in a holodeck, and have holographic wars.

Peterism will be a Religion, founded almost 1000 years before by Prime Minister Peter C.

And the supervisor of the Scpipt will be one Elmer J Fudd III. - Sven of Nine

Elmer doesn't speak like that. With Elmer it would be "Scwipt", not "Scpipt."

Peterism will be a Religion, founded almost 1000 years before by Prime Minister Peter C. - Padawan Observer

Surely Prime Minister Peter M? [I sincerely hope not - a Brit]

His last name begins with a C.

Are we talking about the same Peter here?!
(Probably not.)
So9

Everyone will post their names with a capital N at the end, but no one will know why?

I'm talking about Peter who used to be in the Religious and Political Musings sections.

Oh, right. I was on about a certain Peter from Hartlepool who is a fighter and not a quitter, apparently.

Tacoman will be carried on by descendents of Jon Wade.

The head of Brent Spiner will discuss the possibility of killing off Data in the next Star Trek Movie.

Let's not forget...people in 3000 AD will be probably still trying to figure out how the "Scpipt Supervisor" snafu went on so long on TOS season 1 without someone catching it.

THE HEAD MUSEUM IS NOW HERE!

According to the Chicago Sun Times on 8/13/03, there's a lab here in the U.S. in which a person's head can be removed from the body & both parts can be preserved in liquid nitrogen. There are currently 58 heads preserved in this fashion...including Ted Williams.

Ironically enough, this lab is located in NEW YORK!

FUTURAMA HERE WE COME!

HERE'S THE LINK!

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ted13.html

Finally, a place where I can get some head.

By KAMbot 3000 N on Thursday, August 09, 2001 - 05:23 am:


Everyone will post their names with a capital N at the end, but no one will know why?

I'll know why... Because "M" was taken!!!

Nitcentral will become so popular and so large that it can be found an encyclopedia.

John A. Lang's head will be located next to Deana Troi's.

Lines You Will Never Hear On Star Trek 900,497,165,101

And the lines will be just as funny as they have been for the last 60 boards!

Oh, dear...

And about 99% of the posts will be made by John A. Lang.