Oh...what they hey...let'd do this here too.

1. If your parents hate you, you're better off freezing yourself until 3000 A.D.
2. One eyed women with purple ponytails are hot.
3. Nibbler...the creature who eats everything.
4. "Bite my shiny metal......"
5. Asian women with pink sweatshirts & sweatpants are hot.
6. Dr. Zoidberg is a quack.....period.
7. NEVER ask Prof. Farnsworth to undress.
8. "Mom" is a shifty old scag.
9. NEVER ride a cruise ship called "Titanic"
10. Zapp Brannigan...the man who loves himself more than any woman.
11. "G'uh!"
12. There's an amusement park on the moon.
13. There's a head museum in New New York. (And it started in 2003...see other Kitchen Sink note)
14. Blurnsball replaced baseball.
15. There's an university on Mars.
16. Fry is a total idiot.
17. Hermez is a limbo champion.
18. *SIGH* (Kif)
19. DOOP replaced the U.N.
20. Nixon became president.....AGAIN!

21. We know what would happen if Prof. Farnsworth invented a long finger thingy
22. Star Trek will become a religion until Earth bans all materials relating to it.
23. Bender requires alcohol to function.
24. Leela's a mutant, not an alien cyclops.
25. Bender, the wannabe folk singer and chef
26. X-Mas and the robot Santa
27. Don't say "ask", say "ax"
28. Zoidberg lives a life without sex.

29. NASA went to the moon because of whales! ("We're whalers on the moon!")

30. Don't eat Popplers!

31. There will always be a place in the military for womanisers.
32. Mom sadly isn't in the same league as Montgomery Burns.

33. Being your own grandfather renders you immune to mind control.
34. Humans are just as capable of being ruthless conquerors as any other race.
35. Bender loves the word "daffodil."
36. Gooning is easy to get into.
37. The Mayor of New New York's aide has more pull than anyone on Earth.
38. A what-if machine is not worth the gold it's made of.
39. Anchovy oil is the greatest lubricant of all.
40. Human gonads are not in their necks.

41. "Antiquing?"

42. "Hey, sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?"

43: When you do things right, people wont be sure you've done anything at all.
42: Slurm! It's highly addictive.
43: Zapp Brannigan, the only person who does a better William Shatner than William Shatner
44: Welshyyyyyyyyy!
45: Mom and Farnsworth making out (although, I really, really wish I could forget that scene)
46: Even in the 31st century the Internet is nothing but sex-sites and pop-ups.

47. People coming out of cryogenic suspension are remarkably gullible.
48. Extreme Walrus Juice. Ride the Walrus!
49. The Probulator.
50. Robot Hell is the coolest of all afterlifes.
51. "I am Bender. Please insert Liquor, baby!"
52. "Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast."
53. "Zinc Saucier" sounds strangely dignified.
54. Hail Atlanta!!
55. The Second Coming will ruin all VHS tapes.

56. Zoidberg's planet's national anthem is the "Fight Sequence" from Star Trek TOS episode: "Amok Time"

57. "Welcome to the world of tomorrow!" is NOT the first thing people want to hear when they come out of cryogenic freeze. "The bathroom's over there" is.

58. Leela & Fry in bed....in Leela's "What if?" fantasy.

59. "Santa Claus is Gunning You Down" is a 30th century Xmas carol.

60. Leela loves animals but she will use a harpoon to go fishing.

61: Soylent Cola--the taste varies from person to person.
62: Nobody doesn't like Molten Boron
63: The Omicron Persei aliens cannot tell Leela from an orangatan.
64: "Fishy Joe's" will be a fast food franchise in the year 3000 A.D.
65: The finale of "Single Female Lawyer" is on its way to Omicron Persei 8 right now.

66. Hunger, Boredom and the desire to be the World's Fattest Man are all considered good reasons to eat.
67. Some ancient mummified alien rulers come in barbecue flavor.
68. Superpowers come in a tube.
69. Swimsuits come in spray cans.
70. To become a muscular genius with the power of regeneration, all you have to do is eat a bad egg salad sandwich.
71. Weapons that are banned from use in war are perfectly legal in ultimate robot fighting.
72. Cigars make a robot look cool.
73. Caribbean Drano, aka Jerked Prunes.
74. Lt. Kif Croker, Cook, Hairdresser, Giver of Snoo-Snoo.
75. Sexlexia is the coolest of all learning disabilities.

76. By the 30th century, Crack will sold in vending machines
77. Flexo--the bearded robot.
78. The city of Atlanta will be at the bottom of the ocean by 3000 A.D.
79. Wierd Al Yankovic will still be in cryogenic freeze by 3000 A.D.
80. Gerald Ford will be noted to have invented the automobile by 3000 A.D.

81. The windshield wipers of K.I.T.T. were EVIL!
82. Calculon is over 1000 yrs. old.
83. When you go into reverse in space, the beeper will sound.
84. 160 year old people get sent to the "Near Death Star"
85. The Hubble Telescope will receive a major overhaul bewteen now & the year 3000....only to be destroyed later.

86. Don't bother traveling all around the world, sooner or later all the monuments will be moved to the beach

87. Robanukah
88. It looks like there won't be any forced mating at all

89. Robots pray in Binary.
90. It's crazy for a robot to want to be a folk singer.
91. In the future, fishing will be mandatory.
92. Nibbler's poo makes penguins horny.
93. Leela has a beautiful singing voice.
94. L.A. will just get worse in the next thousand years.
95. Weasel farts are spicy.

96. "Good news everyone!" - Dr.Farnsworth
"I don't like the sound of that." - Bender

97. Robot Commandments are written in BASIC.

98: Holoshed programs is written entirely in BASIC.

99: Beep ... beep ... beep beep-beep-beep-beep

100: The worst grade imaginable is an "A Minus Minus"!

101: "I'm gonna get 24th century on their a$$." snap-hiss

I don't think that was verbatim.

102 or 103(I'm confused, sorry). "Human horn" is sold on the black market as an aphrodisiac.

Sorry, I just had to post that one...

103. Mexico is America's heartland.
104. David Duchovny is a robot.
105. Hermes sure loves his Manwich.
106. The Becktionary, both rhyming and non-rhyming.
107. There are two universes, and in the other one, they all wear cowboy hats.
108. Morbo's chest is a horrific sight.
109. One of the leading scientific minds in the galaxy is nicknamed "Bubblegum."
110. The ability of rappers to bust rhymes is measurable in the 31st Century.
111. The most ancient and powerful species is also the cutest.
112. Alien blob monsters can be surprisingly mature when they want to be.
113. Stickers can fix any structural problems a spacecraft has.
114. "That stench. That heavenly stench!"
115. Even in the future, supervillains have dorky gimmicks.

116. Billy West is God.

117. One spoonful to calm down...two spoonfuls to...

...Okay, so I don't remember the whole thing. *gets blown up*

118. DON'T.....DATE....ROBOTS!!

119. You can brew beer in your robot

120. The HYPNO-TOAD! (BZZZZZZZ!)

121. If you think your best friend is dead, chances are, you're just dreaming.

122. The Planet Express Ship computer has old-style radio tubes inside it.

123. All hail Judge Whitey.