This came from both the "Worst Episode" board, and from one over on VOY.

Someone on Worst Ep commented that renaming bad episodes was fun (e.g. "Who Mourns for Morn?" = "Reservoir Ferengis").

Go to it... but keep it FUN!

"Chrysalis" = "Awakenings Redux"

Meridian - "Brigadoon TNG"
[TEWNWDNS] - "Quark in Drag"

"Wrongs Darker than Death or Night" - "Yet More Angst for Kira"

"Threshold" - "What Happens When the Science Consultant and the Scpipt Supervisor are too Ill to Work."

Merat, that's VOY, not DS9!

Extreme Measures - "Being Agent Sloan"
Badda-Bing Badda-Bang - "Sisko's Eleven"
Fascination - "Deep Space 9-0210"

Through the Looking Glass -- "Did Kirk blow it or What?"

Bar Association -- "Norma Rom"

see, now, I think all Trek incarnations should be covered on this board, so with that in mind...

"Vanishing Point" - "The Inner Next Phase"

I'm sure that this can get the floodgates open...

Well... there USED to be a board over on the VOY sink for this sort of stuff...

But if you want Voyager...

Favorite Son -- Harry vs. the Vampire Women
The Disease -- Harry gets Lucky
Deadlock -- Harry Dies Again

ScottN: [TEWNWDNS] - "Quark in Drag"

You mean Profit and La[NOOO!!! Phew, I think we got away with it - everyone]

Some DS9 ones, come to think of it...

Extreme Measures - "Jules and Miles's Bogus Journey"
Profit and Loss - "Here's Looking At You, Spoonhead"
Whispers - "The Spirit Of Philip K Dick Heads For DS9" [Watch it, Nine - everyone]
His Way - "The Sort Of Thing That Might Give Frank Sinatra A Heart Attack Sooner Than Later"
In The Cards - "WARNING: Contains Very Poor Pun"

I hereby give my official permission to cover all Trek incarnations. So let it be written, so let it be done.

(Well, actually, just make sure to identify which series you're talking about.)

Distant Voices -- "Bashir's Bad Birthday"

"The Gallileo Seven" (TOS)- "Attack of the Ten Foot Tall Giant Ape Things!"

"Fascination"- "Bajor Gone Wild"

Take Me Out to the Holosuite -- "Where's my check, Mr. Selig?"
Unimatrix Zero - "Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Borg"
(also good for "I, Borg", and many other VOY Borg episodes)
Balance of Terror - "Run Silent, Run Deep"
Looking for Par'mach in All the Wrong Places - "Urban Klingon" cookie for the reference

Some more to chew upon...

Progress (DS9) - "Get Off My Land!"
The Pegasus (TNG) - "Dude, Where's My Starship?"
Time's Arrow (TNG) - "I Left My Head In San Francisco"
The Deadly Years (TOS) - "So Very Tired"
Arena (TOS) - "Camp Aliens Watch Hot Sweaty Men Wrestle"

And some more from the keyboard of Sven of Nine:

Darmok (TNG) - "My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels"
Lessons (TNG) - "Making Beautiful Music Together"
The Adversary (DS9) - "You've Got To Be F****** Kidding..." (It was Phil's idea! Honest.)
The Way of the Warrior (DS9) - "Beefcake! BEEFCAAAAAAKE!!!"

Starship Mine (TNG) - "Die Hard... IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!!!"

The Game (TNG) - "You'll Go Blind"

Symbiosis (TNG) -- "Drug dealers are evil!"

"Skin of Evil"- "Yet Another Allegory About the Power of OPEC"

"Hollow Pursuits" (TNG)- "What Each And Every One Of You Would Be Doing If You Had A Holodeck, And You Know It"

Oooh - obscure indeed, Sparrow!

Relics (TNG) - "It's Amazing What You Can Find Stuck To A Golf Ball..."
The Assignment (DS9) - "When Good Housewives Turn Bad"
Qpid (TNG) - "We Can Do Robin Hood Better Than Costner"
and the one you all missed:
Fascination (DS9) - "Lust In Space!"

Operation: Annihilate! (TOS) - "When Good Omelettes Turn Very Bad"
Tapestry (TNG) - "It's A Wonderful Trek"
The House of Quark (DS9) - "Ol' Bug Eyes Is Back"
Chain of Command, part II (TNG) - "The Gul Madred Family Happy Sunshine Hour"

No, no, no!

Tapestry(TNG) "It's Picard's Wonderful Life"

The Magnificent Ferengi(DS9) - When Ferengi Attack! -- next on Fox!

"Aquiel" (TNG)- "No One Ever Suspects the Dog"
"Rogue Planet" (ENT)- "Archer Gets His Slug"
"The Sword of Kahless" (DS9)- "Indiana Worf and the Holy Grail"

"Mirror, Mirror" - "Beefcake, Cheesecake"
"Plato's Stepchildren" -"Uhura's Hailing Frequencies are Opened"
"Assignment: Earth" - "Dr. Who Rip-off"
"Wolf in the Fold" - "Piglet gone bad"

TOS:
"Who Mourns for Adonais?" - Attack of the 50ft man

TNG:
"The Next Phase" - Things to do in 10 forward when you're dead

DS9:
"The Adandoned" - Natural Born Killers
"Meridian" - Briga-Dax

Voyager:
"Death Wish" - Story of 'Q'
"Deadlock" - Dead again

and naming Voyager Season 4:
Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space!

and naming Enterprise (from Portho's POV)
The Voyage of the Beagle

Journey To Babel (TOS) - "Pigs! In! Spaaaaaace!!!"

TOS:
"And The Children Shall Lead" - "The Bratty Bunch"
"The Paradise Syndrome" - "Trekohontas"

STTNG
"Man of the People" - "The Wicked Lady"
"The Naked Now" - "The Rehashed Script"
"Shades of Grey" - "Second Season Clip Rehash"

"Star Trek: Voyager" - "That 2370s Show"

and one based on an idea by roger on the DS9 boards:

"Tribunal" (DS9) - The Spoonhead Drumhead

And now.. some movies:
Star Trek: The Motion Picture - "Moving In Parts... Not Many Parts, Mind You"
Star Trek 2: The Wrath Of Khan - "It Was The Best Of Times..."
Star Trek 3: The Search For Spock - "He's Behind The Camera, You Fools"
Star Trek 4: The Voyage Home - "The One With The Whales, In Case You Forget"
Star Trek 5: The Final Frontier - "I'll Die Alone..."
Star Trek 6: The Undiscovered Country - "We Really Must Do This Again Sometime"
Star Trek: Generations - "Collect The Tokens"
Star Trek: First Contact - "You Told Him About The Golden Statuettes?!"
Star Trek: Insurrection - "How Many Star Trek Films Must One Make Before It Becomes Wrong? Hmm?"
Star Trek: Nemesis - "The One I Haven't Seen... Yet!"

And finally...
Body And Soul (VOY) - "Being Seven Of Nine"
(believe me, that was the cleanest title they'd let me use [Just think of the children, Nine - everyone])
Blaze of Glory (DS9) - "OH MY GOD! They Killed Kenny!"

By Inferno's Light (DS9) - "Apocalypse When?"
The Q And The Grey (VOY)- "Who Let The Gods Out?"
Charlie X (TOS) - "This Baby's Got A Temper"
Conundrum (TNG) - "They Know What Is What But They Don't Know What Is What, They Just Strut... What The F[Oh no you don't - everyone]"
Any Episode Featuring Seven Of Nine - "Twin Peaks" [SIGH... We give up - everyone]

Descent (TNG) - "Borg To Be Wild"

Genesis (TNG) - "I've Created A Monster..."
Blaze of Glory (DS9) - "...Cause Nobody Wants To See Marshall No More"

(sorry)

Lights Of Zetar (TOS) "Lambchop's Revenge" or "Mira Romaine is Being Treated Like A Sock Puppet"

Space Seed (TOS) "Houston, We've Got A Problem"

The Price (STTNG) "Troi Toy"

"Way To Eden" (TOS) "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds" (Anyone who knows what the song signifies will get the joke)

"Way To Eden" (TOS) "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds" (Anyone who knows what the song signifies will get the joke) John A. Lang

I know where the song came from, but what does this episode have to do with a young class-mate of Julian Lennon?

TomM- Nothing. I was always under the impression that "Lucy In The Sky..." had a hidden reference to LSD.

You and Every One Else In The World. That's why I included the smiley.

I was just messin' with you -- This is a nitpickers' site after all.

Yesterday's Enterprise (TNG) - "Did I Miss Something Here?"
Second Sight (DS9) - "A Tale Of Two Pretties"
Redemption (TNG) - "My, What Big Eyes You Have, Chancellor"
Facets (DS9) - "Everything You Wanted To Know About Dax (But Were Afraid To Ask)"
Inquisition (DS9) - "I'm A Doctor, Not A Traitor"

All Good Things... (TNG) - "Where Am I? What Year Is This?? Who's The President??!"
The Siege (DS9) - "Day of Dishonour" [you've got to think about it]
Code of Honor (TNG) - "HANDS OFF! HE'S MINE!"

Way of the Warrior- (My plans to take my holiday on Kronos may need revising.)

Return to Grace- (I went to grace in a battered old freighter, I returned in a nice new Klingon ship.)

Profit and Lace- (I wrote this, I admit it, I'll resign right now. No I'll actually resign and enter voluntary lifelong exile to the deepest recesses of the Marianas trench.)

"Bread And Circuses" (TOS) - "...And I Will Have My Vengeance In This Episode Or The Next!"
"What You Leave Behind" (DS9) - "Kais And Guls Come Out To Play"
"Threshold" (VOY) - "We'll Always Have Paris... And Janeway"
"The Fight" (VOY) - "Chuckles' Visions"
"Tattoo" (VOY) - "It's The Chuckles Brothers"
"Unforgettable" (VOY) - "Chuckles In Love"
"Valiant" (DS9) - "Not Another Teen Episode"

The Collaborator: - (Winn Won)The position of Kai that is.

Valiant(DS9) "In very hot Watters"
Life Support (DS9) "Bariel and the Bulkhead"
Homefront (DS9) "A Big Boom in Belgium"

House of Quark(DS9) "The Bachelor"
Is There, In Truth, No Beauty(TOS) "Tales from Rush Limbaugh"

Dramatis Personae(DS9) "American Idol 2099"
Trouble with Tribbles(TOS) "When Animals Attack VII"
Trials and Tribble-ations(DS9) "When Animals Attack VIII"
Profit and Lace(DS9) "Any Show on Fox"

Space Seed(DS9) "Milton with a Bradley"

explanation: highlight
bradley being an armored personal carrier in the army

ScottN: [TEWNWDNS] - "Quark in Drag"

what does TEWNWDNS mean?

'Twisted Episode Where Nothing Warrents a Disgusting "N(udity)" Show'????

Explanation please

khan: (DS9)???

I mean (TOS)

i guess i was trying tothink of ds9 episodes and goofed

TEWNWDNS = The Episode Whose Name We Dare Not Speak

What, you mean Profit and Lace? Hey, that's my favorite ep.

Noooooooooooo! ;)

star trek6 the undiscovered mess,enterprise-yawn,tng- komrad,tng scott the old one-tos not enough tribbles for me,star trek3 the nerds with spock

The Breach: (ENT) Trip's, Reed's, and
Mayweather's Verticle Limit.

"Move Along Home"...."The Bored Game" (Yes...I mean BORED!)

"Progress"..."Kira meets Uncle Bill"

"The Forsaken"..."Odo Melts in Lwaxana's Arms" or "The Puppy Program"

"If Wishes Were Horses"..."Dax Kitten"

What Are 2 Little Kirks Made of?

A Man s best Fiend- a Computer who gets You Court-Martialled

Tattooo- What s on Chuckle s Forehead

Day of Honor voyager or Torrez Bad Day

Valient or Cpt Nog....isn t it?

Festival! festival festival!

Spock Has No Brains But a Funny Helmet
(They Dont make Spawnks Like they Used too)
,
The Kor, Kang ,and Koloth Show

That Which Survives dont touch meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Let This be Your Last Episode Please

You Bring This Network s ratings Down Flavius and We ll do a SPECIAL on YOU!!!!!!(which episode ....)

It's not a DS9 episode, that's for sure.

The Catwalk Where the Elusive Toilet is on the Enterprise s A, B, C, and D

This Starship is Mine Mine Mine !(Tng Starship Mine)

Civil Defense or: Lemme Outta here! (ds9)

The savage Rocks or Crush kill, Destroy(Tos Savage Curtain)

The Omega Glory or we the People of the United States In order to....

All good Q, or Where am I What am I doing here in this Fantasy?...

Ds9- Anyone Can Spare a Tribble or 2?

Star trek 4- He Was at Berkely and had Too Much LDS....or You Like Italian.. yes No, yes No, yes...

Requiem for M-5, the Computer That Got Replaced for Destroying the Potemkin ...(m-4 became m-5!)

"Strange New World" (ENT) - "The Beagle Has Landed"

"Drone" (VGR) - "Blimey! We used 'One' LAST Season!"

Entirety of Voyager Seasons 1-3:
"We"
"Can't"
"Stop"
"Using"
"One"
"Word"
"Episode"
"Titles!"

"Far Beyond the Stars" = A very special episode of Deep Space Nine/ Quantium Leap Crossover.