Lea Frost started a running gag about Martok & tacos over on the MiSTing DS9 page and I thought, 'What the heck, let's run this sucker into the ground.'

Wiston Gagh Tacos
Wiston Gagh soaked in Targ Blood
Bread Crumbs or Croutons
Put some bread crumbs or croutons into the taco shell. Scoop up some gagh and pour into taco shell. The bread crumbs should soak up the extra targ blood.

Tribble Tacos
A rare delicacy. Skin the Tribble before sticking in taco shell as the fur will tickle your nose.

Vegetarian Taco
What kind of Klingon are you? For those offworlders who haven't the stomach for a real Klingon taco, this is what you do:
Feed a Targ lots of plants. Kill it. Remove the stomach and cook over a fire. When done stick in taco shell. Enjoy!

I recall in one TNG episode when the Federation, Klingons, and Cardassians were all searching for a secret on a dead planet the Cardassian captain said "For all we know it could be a recipe for biscuits." The Klingon captain replied "If that's what you want go back home. I'll send you my mother's recipe." You would happen to have that, would you?

Just out of curiosity, what is the MiSTing DS9 page?

cableface,
It's under the Mystery Science Theater 3000 board

Wow...I have created a bona fide monster. I'm so proud! :-)

General Martok:
I can't get fresh targ meat on a regular basis. Is Andorian tiger meat a good substitute?
Konom, Ambassador to Andoria

Ambassador Konom:
Andorian tiger meat is a good substitute, but always remember that you serve red wine with red meat and blue wine with blue meat.
Martok, warrior & chef

General, as an affictionado of especially spicy food, I was wondering -- is there a Klingon pepper I could put in my tacos that is spicier than the Terran Habenero, or 'Scotch Bonnet'?

Mark

General Martok,

What is the best year of bloodwine to serve with Wiston Gagh tacos?

2309, of course. There is no finer vintage!

Mark Stanley:
Try the Praxis Pepper. So hot it will feel like your head exploded and took out several layers of subspace with it.
Martok, warrior & chef

Mark: If you find the Praxis Pepper Taco too hot, the Bajoran Hasperat Taco may be more to your liking.
Martok, warrior & chef

General, I tried the Praxis Pepper as you suggested -- now *that's* a warrior's pepper! Much spicier than either the Terran or Bajoran versions. If you ever need a bard to record your glorious battles, I'm all yours!

Mark
grinning and sweating
dining companions dead

General, can I suggest serving poitin with any of your recipes?It tastes goos, has a real kick, and is really good for putting on a sprain.Kills infection no problem.

true irish cableface

Both John Hertzler & Robert O'Reilly were guests at a convention in Valley Forge, PA this month. They're both hilarious! First, after some Klingons escorted them to the stage, they had, in true slapstick, knocked over a table and some chairs! Then they started singing some doo-wap! They told many funny anecdotes about the shows. They both have very young kids! Both actors were in Klingon, the game/audiobook that should have been mentioned on another board!

Mr. Hertzler played that cranky old Klingon who reluctantly surrendered his station to Pok! He said that he got his role because another actor suffered from heatstroke when the story was filmed. He has a newborn daughter! In fact, he was so touched that I remember his role as Alcalde Ignacio de Soto in ZORRO and called him "THE Alcalde" that he called me up to the stage to give me a $2 bill! I'm not kidding! When I tried to return it later, he autographed it! He acknowledged the Zorro actors from both the original Disney show, his show, and last year's film, THE MASK OF ZORRO.

By the way, like M.B. Roddenberry, I'm a vegetarian! Keith, that's no Vegetarian Taco!

Please visit http://nitcentral.philfarrand.com/discus/messages/5/5377.html for more details about Robert O'Reilly.

ERIC: If you want to write a Klingon recipe for a Vegetarian Taco, go ahead. Come out of your shell. ;-)

I went to the same convention and I also had a very nice time. Both of the speakers were a lot of fun and very personable. They reacted to the enthusiastic audience with delight. They really felt like they were glad to be there. I felt the same way with Terry Farrel and the fabulous four (from the original series) that came to Valley Forge last year.
I was beginning to think that I had enough of conventions, but I'm glad I went. Bobby

These vegetarian taco's would obviously be very spicy, like Thai food and some Chinese food. Despite my diet, there are some foods that I can't eat due to their tastes. I also dislike the tastes of mayonnaise, many salad dressings, cheese, and alcohol, believe it or not! However, I think that these ingredients would suit a Klingon vegetarian taco.

Klingon Vegitarians! LOL!

Klingon Vegetarian Taco - rev. level 2.0

Find a vegetarian. Grill him or her over an open fire until they are well-done. Shove them into a taco shell. Eat while singing loud songs of battle and valor. ;-)

"I did not fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian!"
Kah'less

Ferengi Taco

Same recipe as the above Vegetarian Taco, just replace Vegetarian with Ferengi.

York University Targ Taco:

Kill a targ and then leave it there for about a week, without refrigerating. Then cook in the usual fasion and divide between a number of mass-produced taco shells. Leave another day or two, then reheat and serve en masse to hungry students. Any that are left over are to be placed on the side counter (as the alternative to "Dish of the Day" in the hope that some gullible student will consume, hoping it is fresh but all the while knowing it is a stale leftover and will probably cause food-poisoning. That is, of course, unless he or she is Klingon...).

(OK, the food here isn't actually that dire. But it can be at times!)

Take one chihuaha. Chop finely. Serve on taco shells, along with chalupas.

A Tapioca Taco you can use to bash Bashir's head in with

Mix cement into Tapioca pudding.

Pour into Taco shell.

Let set.

Pretend to eat it so you can get close enough to Bashir to bash his head in.

A Tapioca Taco you can use to bash Bashir's head in with

While telling everyone about Ezri...

It had to happen... See what you've done, Lea???

I've created more monsters than Victor Frankenstein!

Though, to be fair, the tapioca thing was not entirely my doing, though I may have had a hand in it... (Ew, get your hand out of the tapioca pudding! ...Sorry.)

That wasn't Tapioca. ;-)

Quick Odo!!! Turn into a shield, and cover Bashir's head!!!!!! PLEASE


Oh my poor Bashir. My poor poor Bashir!

*sigh*

That wasn't Tapioca. ;-)

Now why doesn't that ever happen to me?

Oh, Slinky, it would be so easy to take your comment and turn it into something dirty.

I'll say it again, KAM!

LOL and OOPS!

Clam Tacos

The best thing about Clams for tacos, is they already come with their own crunchy shell.

KAM Taco

Get Keith Alan of the House of Morgan....
Much better than a CLAM Taco, don't you think?

I suppose it depends on who's doing the eating. ;-)

Now offering free delivery of a KAM Taco to all gorgeous babes.

Accept no substitutes. ;-)

R.A.M. Tacos.

Put some R.A.M. chips in a taco shell. Sprinkle with silicone and top with lettuce, chedder cheese, tomato and gold shavings.

Gam Taco
Stuff tacoshell with one leg of your favorite animal.

Ham Taco
Fill tacoshell with cooked Earth pig. (The animal that is.)

Jam Taco
Much better than a Jelly Taco.

General Martok, not only are your tacos delicious they are also good in battle.

Recently in a battle with Romulans I was beamed aboard their ship without any weapons. Fortunately I had one of your Mutara Class Bean Tacos with me and after eating I was able to wipe out the p'taghs on three decks, giving me the time I needed to overload their engines and escape on one of their shuttles.

The explosion was glorious!

Monsieur Martok, viz zese Tacos you rrreally are spoiling us...

10 Foot Tall Giant Ape-Thing Taco
Filled with your favorite anthropoid from the Taurus II system.

Just be sure to fill your taco shell with it before it fills its taco shell with you. ;-)

Do you have some Frank & Bean Tacos?

Or better yet, Frankos?

Flaming Taco:

Make a regular taco but add:

Horseradish
Extra hot Taco Sauce
red peppers
pimentos

A TRUE Klingon's taco

This is a little overdue.

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By S. Donaldson on Tuesday, June 08, 1999 - 07:39 pm:

I recall in one TNG episode when the Federation, Klingons, and Cardassians were all searching for a secret on a dead planet the Cardassian captain said "For all we know it could be a recipe for biscuits." The Klingon captain replied "If that's what you want go back home. I'll send you my mother's recipe." You would happen to have that, would you?

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