I know this is going to be a fierce debate, but I thought it would be an interesting topic.

Yeah, I know! That Morn. He just never shuts up!

I personally like his inscription on the bar of latinium that he left Quark in his will- "Rest in the Bank of Bolius". Comforting words, under the circiumstances.

By the way, what's Morn's never-seen wife's name? Evra?

I thought she was seen in Who Mourns For Morn? Or was that someone else?

His laughter in "The Nagus". As far as I know, that's the only time he made a sound in our presence.

Morn's best line was;
"These pretzels are making me thirsty!".

That woman in "Who Mourns..." was pretending to be his ex-wife, I don't think she really was.

The one line of Morn's that always sticks with me is: "BELCH" as he coughs up the latinum at the end of "Who Mourns...". BTW, the woman pretending to be his ex-wife was called Larell.

Luckily the PTB named him after Norm on CHEERS,
could ya just imagine what he'd been like if
his name was an anagram for Cliff?

Flifc?

So, somewhere in a parallel universe, we've been watching the episode "Who Mourns for Flifc?"!?!?!?!?!?!?!

No, in Bizarroworld, we watched "Who flicks for Flifc?"

Morn's best moment was in a late Season 5 episode where he ran around the station naked shouting "We're all going to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" before rushing into the Bajoran Temple and getting arrested.

All I can say is you had to be there.

How does Morn tell Quark what beverage he wants to buy?

Not a best line, but a nit for Morn.


Take this to the Cast and Characters if you like.