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What does Igor serve in the mess hall?
M*A*S*Hed potatoes.

What do you call Hunnicutt's pajamas?
BJ's PJs.

Q: What did Margaret get when she ate Igor's special chili?
A: Hot Lips.

Two M*A*S*H nurses were talking in the mess hall. "I've got a date with the company clerk tonight," said one. "He's a Corporal."
"Oh, really?" answered the other.
"No," said the first, "O'Riley."

If you showed every M*A*S*H episode back to back, would you call it a "monster M*A*S*H" ?

BTW, that would take 5 days 5.5 hours.

What do you call Charles when he's dead and burried?
Ground Chuck

What do you call an overoptimistic Captain Pierce?
A cockeyed Hawkeye optimist!