* Most of the bad guys have green skin

* Certain building owners cannot spell (Jewelry)

* New York has only one jazzy band that plays at all the clubs

* Osa is a dimwit

* If you ever develop spider-like powers, prepare yourself to be accompanied by jazzy music.

* If you're low on money, recycle some old footage.

* It is possible to lift the entire island of Manhattan with a single blast of radiation.

* There are only a small handful of people living in NYC...especially in a time to flee in terror.

* There are only a few hundred buildings in NYC...and you're bound to pass in front of them more than once a day.

* Some villains looks like other villains that you've seen before..except now they have additional features.

* Some days you just feel like Rocket Robin Hood

* NEVER go into a scientist's attic. They never leave warning signs about dangerous objects in their house.

* Captain Stacy...the man that can change his hair color in a matter of seconds!

* Sometimes Mysterio wears a dome...sometimes he doesn't.

* Using a diamond in baseball is legal.

* Two zeppelins can hold up an entire landing strip...complete with hangars and a fleet of planes!

* NEVER, EVER do any experiments with lizards!

* Sometimes when you fall, you fall standing up.

* Meteors have rabbit-ear antennas

* Meteors can morph into nose-cones and back

* Some villains have stupid names

* The Rhino has a head of steel

* The Molemen are liars.

* Be sure to end your day with a corny joke

* If you have some extra time to kill in the episode...loop the animation ad-nauseum...especially the chase scenes and the "Swinging Scenes"

* Animals never sound like they're supposed to.

* Need a new episode? Just take footage from some previous episodes and slap them together. Hopefully, they will make sense.

* Even though Spider-man's webbing doesn't always work on certain villains, he'll use it again seconds later anyway.

Even though Spider-man's webbing doesn't always work on certain villains, he'll use it again seconds later anyway.

And it will usually work fine the second time around

LOL

I must point out that sometimes Spider-man's web-shooter makes the "squirting" sound...and sometimes it doesn't.