Well, I got the green light from JD for this topic.

So here's some to get us started.

The Wizard Of The Matrix In Black
Back to Casablanca
Toy Story Wars: Godzilla Stikes Back (Godzilla: Roooaaarrr! Buzz: That's not true! That's impossible!)
Braveheart vs. Robocop
Shrek Wars (Shrek:...and I'm here ta rescue ya. Princess Leia: You're a bit fat for a Stormtrooper aren't you?)

P.S., the reason the "Create a Conversation" button is there is so anyone can create a conversation any time they like! Just a note. :-)

Here's one BF sent me in an IM. I don't know why he didn't just post it himself.

"Stop, or My Tutor will shoot!"

War of the Showgirls
The Ten Showgirl Commandments
Gone With the Showgirls
Blazing Showgirls
Planet of the Showgirls
Showgirls on the Roof
Showgirls Forever

I see a recurring theme in your titles, John.

I like to be "neat"

Other scrambys.....

Batman on the Roof
Batman Got Fingered
Hey Batman Dude, Where's My Car?
The Sound of Batman
Batman & Robin's Excellent Adventure
Batman & Robin's Bogus Journey


Speaking of which...there really IS a new Batman movie being made...Catwoman is scheduled to return.

International Batman of Mystery

Stop, or Shrek will Flashdance!

Good one!

OK! I'll Stop! Please, not that!

Hey Bill and Ted, Where's My Car?

Pokemon in Black
Harry Potter and the Phantom Menace
Charlie's Angels, Hidden Dragon

And one from National Lampoon's True Facts:

101 Dalmations Howling 4 Casual Sex

Sorry.

Harry Potter and the Phantom Lord.

Attack of the Harry Potter Clones!

Everything You Wanted To Know About Dr. Strangelove, or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love The Bomb, But Were Afraid To Ask.

To Wong Foo: Where's My Car? Julie Newmar.

The Real Dr. McCoy, or: How I learned to stop worrying and love The Shawshank Redemption
Muriel's 101 Weddings and a Funeral
William Shakespeare's Strictly Moulin Rouge
Jay and Silent Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice in Wonderland

Nurse Betty Blue Velvet Goldmine
Carry On Doctor Strangelove
Chasing Amy In the Bedroom
Trainspotting Day
Carry On Up the Shaft
Jay and Silent Bob at Tiffany's
Enemy of the 51st State
A Hard Day's Knight's Tale
Crouching Showgirls, Hidden 8mm

Jay and Silent Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice in Wonderland

Sven gets bonus points for doing a "before and after"!

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back to the Future
Interview with Buffy the Vampire Slayer
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Damned
It's a Mad Max Mad Max World
The Carrie Fisher King and I
There's Something About John Malkovich
A Fish Called Beckham
Three Kings and I
O Buffy, Where Art Thou?
Interview with the Predator
The Thing and I
Plan 9 from Outer Philadelphia
Robin Hood: Prince of Tides
The Wicker Piano
Ferris Bueller's Death Wish
National Lampoon's The Wrath of Khan
Star Trek: Animal House

Flashdance Gordon
A Fistful of the North Star
Being Las Vegas
There's Something About Baron Munchausen
Romy and Michelle's Excellent Adventure

[takes a deep breath]
There's Something About Chasing Jay and Slient Bob and Carol and Bill and Ted's Strictly Excellent Adventures of Baron John Malkovich, Queen of the Shawshank Redemption and I, or: How I Learned to Stop The Magnificent Seven Samurai with Wolves and Love William Shakespeare's Titanic Rouge!

Honey, I Shot Liberty Valance
Attack of the Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe
Bill and Ted's True Romance In the Bedroom
Monty Python's Undiscovered Country
Harry Potter and the Temple of Doom
Harry Potter: Lust for Glory
Deep Blue Throat
Harry Potter on the Roof
Police Academy 2: The Wrath of Khan
Harry Potter: Beyond Thunderdome
Harry Potter: Fire Walk With Me
Star Wars Episode 1: The Batman Menace
Things to do in Denver when you're John Malkovich
Harry Potter: The Quest for Peace
The Last Temptation of Harry Potter
Harry Potter 2: Judgment Day
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's/Sorceror's Showgirls

The Wicker Lady
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barbarellas
Forbidden Planet of the Showgirls
The Animal House Rules
Bridget Jones and the Temple of Doom
The Great Escape from New York
Dances with Showgirls
Planet of the Tomatoes
William Shakespeare's Twelve Monkeys
The Third Wicker Man
Romeo Zulu Tango Juliet Whisky
Last Action Hero in Paris
The Full Monty Python and the Last Crusade
It's a Wonderful Meaning of Life
The Meaning of Life is Beautiful
Four Weddings Three Men and a Baby Funeral
Dances with the Jedi
The Hunt for Red Live Flesh

Let us bow down before the magnificence of Sven's creations!

Here is my lowly entry:
The Full Monty Python
Undercover Brotherhood of Wolves (now there's a scary thought)
Ace Ventura: Hidden Dragon

Sleeping with the Lambs

Beauty and the Yeast

A.I.: Almost Intelligent

This is what happens when people get bored, I suppose... thanks Andrea!

John Malkovich Must Die
The Wicker Batman
The Count of Monty Python
An American Buffalo in London
The Man in the Iron Giant
The Insider House Rules
An American Werewolf: Fievel Goes West
The Spiceworld is Not Enough
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Dune
Dances with Wild Things
The Last of the Cider House
Escape From LA Confidential
Buster Ghost
Days of Thunderdome
10 Things I Hate About Star Wars
The Nightmare on Elm Street Before Christmas
The Harry Truman Show
Mrs. Gordon Brown
Howard the Duck Soup
The Madness of Pearl Harbor

Walt Disney's Story of 'O'
Bram Stoker's Care Bears Movie

(LOL at your Wong Foo post, Sven)

A Passage to India, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

The Fan Tomb Menace

Conan the Waterboy
Star Wars Episode 1138: Fire Walk With Me
Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice Got Fingered
Faster John Malkovich! Kill! Kill!
Tequila Mockingbird
The Blade Running Man
An American Beauty and the Beast in Denver
Freddy Got Speed
Bandits Like Beckham
Crimson Rouge
Malcolm X-Men
One Flew Over the Mockingbird's Nest to Kill a Cuckoo
Basic Impact
Chicken Royale
Beverly Hills Timecop
The Madness of 1941
The Shining of the Lambs
Masters of the Universal Soldier
Backdraft to the Future
The Truth about Bill and Ted
The Bodyguard of Evidence
End of Thirteen Days
Gladiator 2: Judgment Day
Bill and Ted Enter the Hidden Dragon
The Dam Ghostbusters
The Madness of King George of the Jungle
O Blues Brothers, Where Art Thou?
Indiana Jones and the Towering Cocktail
Last Tango and Cash in Paris
Down and Out in The American President's Private Parts
The Pope Wore Tennis Shoes
The Spy Who Loved Fried Green Tomatoes
The Guns of Pleasantville
A Chorus Lion
George of the Hidden Dragon
The Crouching Tiger King
Bridget Jones's First Blood
Romancing the Clones

Seven Samurai for Seven Brothers

I bet that one will show in a lot of art theatres!

Fiddler on a Hot Tin Roof
Chicken Squadron
Conan the Italian Postman
The World is Not John Malkovich
The Omen vs. X-Men
Fiddler on the Job
Fiddler on Speed

The X-Men Lost In Beverly Hills

Life is Coyote Ugly
Coyote Beautiful
Ugly Woman
Pretty Bill and Ugly Ted's Excellent Tango

Chariots of Ben-Hur
Rashomon: The First Movie
Snow White and the Seven Samurai
John Malkovich: International Man of Mystery
Brief Encounters of the Third Kind
Grosse Point Break
Bridget Jones's Loaded Weapon 1
Conan the Graduate
An Officer and a Barbarian
Gentlemen Prefer Lady Boys from New York
Planet of the Boy Scout

10 Things I Still Hate About What I know You Did Last Summer

Not Another John Malkovich Movie

Conan the Bellboy

Being John Denver
Mary Shelley's Diary
Hidden 8mm In Bridget Jones's Bedroom
A Few Good Men In Bed With Madonna
I Am Samurai
Men In London
Il Postino 2: Judgment Day
Things to Do in Sarajevo When You're Running To Tiffany's Shop Looking For Twelve Magnolias
Night of the Living Flesh
Ernest Dies Again

"George Of The Jungle Is Lost In Paris While The Planet Of The Apes Invade Pleasantville Part III".

"The Women With Two Brains Die Again While You Were Sleeping In Bed With Bridget Jones And A Few Good Aliens".

Gone with the Windtalkers
Godfather of the Rings
Charlie Potter and the Factory of Secrets
12 monkeys and a funeral

Harry Potter and The Chamber of Divine Secrets of the John Malkovich Sisterhood Act
The Empire Strikes Jay and Silent Bob Back Episode II: Attack of Pearl Harbor
The Firm Chamber Client In Space
The Man With The Golden Gun Shot Liberty Valance Last Summer
The Guns of Neverland Say Never Again
Enemy Of The 51st State At The Gates
Eight-Legged Fried Green Tomatoes
Vanilla Ice Kissed My Big Fat Greek Back Passage

Barbarella, Juliet and Bridget Jones are Showgirls in New York

How 'bout:

"Nightmare on Elm Steert: Freddy Got Fingered"

I'm sorry. It was to easy....

The Seven Year John Malkovich
When We Were Bowling For The Buena Vista Trainspotting Club
Romeo Must Die Another Day
The Wizard of O
Apocalypse Never Again
The Spy Kids Who Loved Me
The John Malkovich Redemption
Conan the Lawnmower Man
My Big Fat Towering Pianist: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
The Fellowship of John Malkovich
Another 48 Teen Gangs
The Two Towers of New York

Here's another one.

Bridget Jones is Spirited Away by Bill and Ted

Kes And Paris In Love
Wagon Train To The Stars
My Big Fat Grease Wedding
How To Lose John Malkovich In 40 Days And 40 Nights
Moulin Rouge Trader
The Italian Stallion
Spirited Away With The Wind
All Reservoir Dogs Go To Hell
Freddy's Dead: The Final Queen Song
Return of the Dredd Eye
Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
My Left Foot In The Grave
Lola Queen of the Desert
An American Gigolo In London
Spy Kids 2: Welcome To Fantasy Island
Not Another Freddy Prince Junior Movie

An American Deuce Bigalow In London
The Freedom Connection
Booth of Matrix Chamber
The World According To Gump
Lord of the Files
Chasing the Deer Hunter
Amadeus X Machine
Dennis Potter and the Rain on the Roof
The Crucible World Final
Every John Malkovich Way But Loose
Fiddler on the Waterfront
The Sound of Scary Movie Music
Get Doctor Carter
The Long Good Friday Kiss Goodnight
8 Mile High And Falling Fast
Blair of Arabia
Burn, Paris and Moscow, Burn
God Save America and All the American President's Evil Citizens

I Spy With My Little Eye Something Beginning With X
The Last Temptation of John Malkovich
My Lovely Horse Running Through The Field
A Horse With No Name
As Good As A John Malkovich Movie Can Get
My Beautiful Thing
Erin Malkovich
Goldfinger Got Fingered
Fried Green Goldmember
The Evil Black Ugly Looking Thing From Beneath The Body Of Blue And Green Stuff
Dude, Where The Sexy Women At?
Everyone Moon At The Airplane Passenger
The Chicken Banger Of Alcatraz
Everyone Says You Are Ugly
Earth Girls Do It With One Another All Day
I Wish You Were Dead Right Now
Punch-Drunk Woman Killers From New York
101 Things I Love About Myself
Death to John Malkovich

Goldmember's Last Gleaming
2001 Dalmatians To Kill Bridget Jones
The Showgirls Who Loved Delicatessen
The Avengers Of The Dead Toys
Indiana Jones and the Mutiny On 34th Street
Sgt. Malkovich Under Siege!
Ryan's Daughter Is A Big Fat Greek Chicken-Killer

John Malkovich In Black Tights
Michael Collins Flew To The Moon In Apollo 11
Not Another Jack Ryan Movie
Saving Rosemary's Baby
Not Another Song By Chicago
Another 48 Days To Go
The Royal Family Got Fingered Up The Back Passage

The Werewolf Who Shagged Me
Six Cats Seven Dogs
Waking Private Ned Freddie Patton, International Man of Mystery
Shakespeare In Big Trouble With Sgt. Bilko
Mad Max: Beyond SpiceWorld
A Fat Golden American Psycho
Shrek Trek: The Motion Picture - Bridget Jones Not Included
A Fistful of Grease

Honor Black Man Got Fingered
Star Shrek: The Search For Dr. Spock
John Malkovich Got A Fistful Up The Khyber
Two Days In The Valley Of The Dolls
Not Another Movie About The Escape From The Battle Beyond The Legend Of The Redemption Beneath The Story Of The Death Of The Man Who Shot The Planet Of The Apes

Confessions of a Dangerous Window Cleaner
My Cousin John Malkovich
The Wizard of Zardoz
Welcome to the Videodrome
The Man Who Shot Liberty X
Confessions of a Beautiful Mind
Welcome to Hell
I Am John Malkovich
The Opposite of sex, True lies and 8mm videotape
Here Lies The Remains Of The Movie Business
Not Another Scary Movie
John Malkovich the Barbarian
The Exorcist Machine
In Space No One Can Hear You Scream
To Hell With The Future
Philadelphia Freedom
Help! I'm A Dumb Old Jackass
Boys Don't Wear Plaid
Bridget Jones Goes Full Frontal
Bringing Up Breakfast
What's The Worst John Malkovich Movie That Could Happen?
Dead Men Can't Jump
God, the Daredevil, and Bob
An American Psycho In London
Indiana Jones's Ring Got Fingered
The Manchurian With The Golden Gun
A Double Whisky and Orange For Me, Thanks
Fried Blue Tomatoes Going At Seven For Two Dollars
Gentlemen Prefer A Good Fistful Up The Rear End
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Towers

Home Alone 2: Lost in La Mancha
The Man Who Shot Andy Warhol
Confessions of an Incredible Hulk
Fear and Loathing at the Whistle Stop Cafe
The Man With The Naked Gun
An American Pie in London
Lawrence of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pirate
A Fistful of Women
Once Upon a Time in My Mother
City of Charlie's Angels
Slap Her... She's Big Fat And Greek
The God Couple
Some Like John Malkovich Naked
Blow The Man Down
Sleeping With The Matrix
Armageddon Out Of Here

Batman, Daredevil and Spider-Man Meet The Wizard.

Indiana Jones' Diary
Lilo & Shaft
2001 Dalmations.

Escape From New York, New York (this one was on SNL in the early 80's, so I can't take credit)
The Magnificent Passenger 57
Overdrawn at the Stardust Memories Bank
Star Wars Episode Two: The Clonus Horror
Star Wars Episode One: Dennis the Menace
Little Shop of Dunwich Horrors
A Simple Death Wish
The Return of the King of Comedy
Graveyard Shift of the Fireflies
Kiss and the Phantom Menace
Beavis and Butthead Do America's Sweethearts
"Blankmanos" The Hands of Fate
All Straw Dogs Go to Heaven
Steel Dawn of the Dead
The Bad News Bears In the Mouth of The Madness of King George
Medium Cooley High
Payback to the Future
Random Bravehearts in Atlantis
The Strange Days of Blood and Wine and Roses
The Quick and the Dead Man Walking
The Divine Secrets of Boyz N the Hood
The Princess Diaries of Anne Frank
Personal Best of the Best
Everyone Says I Spit on Your Cradle 2 the Grave
A Mighty Joe Young Wind
The Waterworld According to Garp
The Natural Born Replacement Killers
Dog Day After Tomorrow Never Dies
The African Queen of the Damned
The Prince of Crimson Tides
The Mirror Has Three Faces of Eve
Donnie Darko DeMarco
New Jack City of Angels
187 Brides for Seven Brothers
12 Bulletproof Monkeys
The Winslow Boys from Brazil
Carlito's In Harm's Way
Alice in Some Kind of Wonderland
20 Million Miles to The Greatest Quiz Show on Earth
Food of the Gods and Generals
The Trip to Mutiny on the Bountiful
How Soylent Green Was My Valley
Full Metal Jack the Bear
Let's Get Harry and the Hendersons
Master and Commander of Illusions
The Charge of the Devil's Brigade
The Maltese Falcon and the Snowman
Shaft's Big Lebowski
The Cotton Club Comes to Harlem Nights
Dr. Gigli
Darkman on Fire
A Christmas Story of Us
9 1/2 Baked
Escape From New York Minute
Escape From L.A. Story
On the Waterdance
Beau Geste One of the Guys
Office Space Mutiny

Escape From New York Minute

If only those who bought tickets to the Olson twins' latest could be so lucky!

Fahrenheit Ocean's Eleven
Melvin and Howard and Kumar Go to White Castle
The American President Evil
Guess Who's Coming to America?
Terms of Entrapment
The Manchurian Candidate From Snowy River
To Have and Have Not Another Teen Movie
But I'm a Teen Wolf Too
Throne of The Blood of Heroes
The Warriors of the Worlds
The Name of the War of the Roses
A Perfect Murder on the Orient Express
Leaving La Bamba
Six Days of Thunder, Seven Boogie Nights
The Contender Mercies
A Summer Places in the Heartbeeps
I am The Last Samurai
The Passion of The Crying Game
Lawrence of a Raisin in the Sun
A Passion Fish Called The Wanderers
My Favorite Year of Living Dangerously
The Kid Stays in The Last Picture Show
The Mad Max of King Georgy Girl
The Muppets Take Pelham 123
The CB4 Feathers
Excaliburn!
Journey to the Center of The Unearthly
Blowout of Africa
Winnie the Pootie Tang
The Basketball Diaries of Anne Frank
Bob Rob Roy
A Christmas Carol and Ted and Alice
From Hell With Love
Dr. No Way Out
Dune, Where's My Car?
The Man With The Golden Child
Never Say Anything Again
An American Pie in London
The Parallax View to a Kill
Nell Comes to Frogtown
Conan the Barbarella Enchanted
Animal House of Flying Daggers

It's a Wonderful Life Aquatic
It's a Wonderful Life is Beautiful
Spider-Manchurian Candidate
The Godfather Knows Best
Treasure Planet of the Apes
Die Another Day of the Jackal
The Sixth Sense and Sensibility
Men in Black Hawk Down
Master and Commander: Far Side of the World is
Not Enough
License to Kill Bill
Vanilla Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Shallow Halloween
The Last Emperor Strikes Back
My Fair Lady and the Tramp
The Remains of the Day of the Dead
There's Something About Mary Poppins
Boys Don't Cry the Beloved Country
Night of the Living Dead Man Walking
Paper Moonstruck
Wo Hu Cang Long Hot Summer
Call of the Wild Wild West
Lost in Space Jam
PokeMonster's Ball

sorry if any of these have already been used; I haven't read every single entry

Note to Chris:
The Muppets Take Pelham 123! :^D
I'd pay money to see that one!!!!
hee hee
An American Pie in London? Let's hope they never make that!

The Passion of the Showgirls
There's Something About Amadeaus.
Muppet Striptease
Malcolm X Day
Harry Potter & The Showgirls
Super-Benji
Bat-Scooby-Doo
Spider-Mary

Muppet Striptease

That's just not right!

Electric Midnight Cowboy
Can't Stop the Sound of Music
Dude, Where's My Ten Commandments?
Every Which Way But Footloose
The Hollow Manchurian Candidate
I, Robocop
A Night in the Life of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius
Delta Force of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
A Midsummer Night's Dreams May Come

Six Days of Thunder, Seven Boogie Nights Excellent conjugation there!

Planet of the Grapes of Wrath

Abbot & Costello Meet Thelma and Louise

The Passion of the Muppets

The Wrath of Grapes
Star Trek II: The Grapes of Khan

Mystery of the Fantastic Blazzing Godzilla in New York

Godzilla and the World of Star Wars

Crouching King Kong, Hidden Constantine