A live action version with DiCaprio and Gordon-Levitt????

Oooooooooookay.

In the news today, Satan announces that he has begun ordering antifreeze and heavy woolens. Reportedly the ambient temperature in Hell has been declining steadily for the past eight years beginning with the creation of 'G-Savior' and getting progressively worse since then. It is thought that the release of this film or the long-delayed live action Evangelion will finally cause Hell to proverbially freeze over.

The writers of Children of Men are writing the script.