Whoah!! Holy fazzoli, was this a major flop back in '02! Probably because Adam Sandler is a terrible actor, and shouldn't even be considered an actual comedian! He gets the majority of the blame for this movie's complete failure at the box office!

Nonie? Ahh, she's a real cutie, and one of my favorite celebrity babes for about 20 years now. So she's only partly to blame for this drivel, that came out just after her arrest for shoplifting and non-prescription medication possession charges. Oh well, movie stars are people too, doncha know!

I think the only thing that was associated with the film that was halfway decent to watch and listen to was the Dave Matthews Band song "Where Are You Going" being included in the movie, as it was the single off their new album that year. In fact, I would have definetly preferred Dave in the movie, having all those mushy and dopey romance scenes with Nonie. If that had happened, it would have been much more watchable. As it is, it is not!

Don't buy it, don't rent it, don't watch it, it's dumb!

Ok I've seen a million references to "Nonie" within the past day's posts. Who exactly are we talking about here? Granted I'm drunk as heck right now, but I really don't want to revisit this cinematic desecration of a classic to find out who in the heck you are talking about.

Winona Ryder.

I love her, I want her, I need her, I have to have her!

But it will never happen. I'm not the lead singer of a third-rate flash-in-the-pan rock group. So she won't ever even give me the time of day!

Oh well!