OMG! Nonie, Nonie. Nonie, what have you gotten yourself into this time?!

I swear, honey, you really need to fire your agent for booking you into pathetic and asinine movies like this! Not only was the plot stupid and promoted and condoned promiscuity, you looked absolutely HORRIBLE in those wigs! Let yourself go just a little bit in the last decade or so, have you? Too bad, you used to be a real hottie in your late '80's-early/mid '90's days!

I swear, I just cannot understand was Ms. Ryder keeps on choosing to star in these god-awful movies, most of which go out of the theater in about a week, or are so bad, they go straight to DVD! It's an outrage, I tells ya!

For about five years after the Saks "incident", she was keeping a relatively low profile. But now she's back and in our face as she know makes a career of starring in one idiotic box office bomb after another! It's really quite pathetic!

But now, come next year, she'll be portraying Spock's mother in the J.J. Abrams "reboot" of the Star Trek franchise! I simply cannot believe that Little Miss Cleavage has any clue about how Spock even is and what his character means to all the millions of Sci-Fi geeks around the world, which, of course, includes yours truly!

Why in the world was she cast in this role for this film?! Does she even know ANYTHING about Star Trek?! WIll this movie sink or swim at the box office??!!

Time will tell. Stay tuned!

Oh yeah, Sex & Death 101 completely sucks, don't waste your time with it!

That should be "WHY" Ms. Ryder keeps on choosing...

And that should be "WHO" Spock even is...

That's it. Go on about your lives, people!